Los Angeles, California, USA · 69+ connections
A lowly cog in a capitalist machine. I hate it here and I'm here to make it everyone's problem.
The Company Name · Full-time
Jan 2023 – Present · Bezos's Basement
• Serving as personal jester and professional bootlicker
Corporate Co. · Internship
May 2022 – Aug 2022 · 9th Circle of Hell
• Served as Satan's silliest soldier
• Committed arson
• Responsible for filing, organizing, and refining data
B.S. in Bullshit
2023 – 2027