Felicity Nguyen

Cog in a Capitalist Machine

Los Angeles, California, USA · 69+ connections

About

A lowly cog in a capitalist machine. I hate it here and I'm here to make it everyone's problem.

Experience

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Corporate Clown

The Company Name · Full-time

Jan 2023 – Present · Bezos's Basement

• Serving as personal jester and professional bootlicker

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Indentured Servant

Corporate Co. · Internship

May 2022 – Aug 2022 · 9th Circle of Hell

• Served as Satan's silliest soldier

• Committed arson

• Responsible for filing, organizing, and refining data

Education

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University of California, Lacking Ability

B.S. in Bullshit

2023 – 2027

Skills